9ja Police!

couldn’t stop laughing..
I was driving down the street at Alausa Rd, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted “something” from me..
Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out staring fiercely at him.
POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense?
POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from?
ME: From hospital
POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick?
ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go greet
POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat?
ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person
POLICEMAN: and d dog know you?
ME: Yes nah, no be my dog?
POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am?
ME: how you take enter?
POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small grunt, it’s tongue almost touching the policeman’s left ear
POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you
[I opened the door for him and he jumped out, the last thing i heard him say was
POLICEMAN: God punish you idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man..



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Author: Success MEDIA Africa

Success MEDIA Africa's Profile. BUSINESS INFORMATION Name: Success MEDIA Africa (a division of KING JOSEPH SUCCESS WORLD...facebook page: @KJSuccessWorld). Founded in 2013 Founder/Chief Publicity Strategist: Mr Adewale Joseph Olabode Udoh (popularly known as king Joseph - the Strategist) Office Address 1: Plot 216/218, A Street, Federal Low Cost Housing Estate, Ikorodu-Lagos, Nigeria. Office Address 2:House No. 232711,Muchinga Road Kaunda Square Stage Two, Lusaka, Zambia. Email: successmediaafrica@gmail.com WhatsApp:+2349054593364 Mobile Digits: +2349054832450 / +2349039422809 / +260 97 1035026 GENERAL ACTIVITIES Media Consultancy Publicity/Marketing Strategy Social Media Influencing Music/Product Promotions Online Presence/Communication Analysis Media Management Digital Distribution Management/Promotions Public Relations Education (educating the Young ones and general Staff...) STRATEGY Purpose: To be a leading company in the media/marketing industry by providing enhanced services, relationship, media partnership/supports and solution with profitability. VISION To provide quality services that exceeds the expectations of our esteemed customers/clients. MISSION STATEMENT To build long term relationships with our Customers and Clients and provide exceptional customer services by pursuing business through innovations and advanced technology. CORE VALUES We believe in treating our Clients/Customers with respect and faith. We grow through creativity, invention of new strategies and innovation. We integrate honesty, integrity and business ethics into all aspects of our business functioning. GOALS Global expansion in the field of public relations and media management in general and develp a strong base of key Customers/Clients. Increase the assets and investments of the company to support the developments of services, to as well enhance our chances of giving back to the society in rendering media services to our Clients (especially young Brands...) better...even while charging you for services, we still help in managing your funds for you. NOTE: We do this through our every quarter-of-the-year discounted promotional offers (program) we throw to our Clients/Customers, especially the young Brands, "small Scales" we call them; the program which its hashtag is: #HTYG ( #HelpTheYoungGrow). To build a better reputation in the field of public relations/media and become a key player in the industry. WORKFORCE SMA (Success MEDIA Africa) is still a very young aspiring media firm, with very vast knowledge and professional experience. SMA has about 22+ Staffs and Representatives in these numbers: 13 in Nigeria 3 in Zambia 2 in South Africa and 1 in UAE 1 in Benin Republic 2 in Ghana Other Social Media Platforms: Facebook Page: @SuccessMEDIAAfrica Twitter/ Instagram: @Strategist_KJ, @successmedia_a Google+: successmediaafrica@gmail.com Blog: www.successmediaafrica.com LinkedIn: successmediaafrica@gmail.com Facebook ID: Olabode King Joseph Twitter/IG: @kingjoseph_sma

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