couldn’t stop laughing..
I was driving down the street at Alausa Rd, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted “something” from me..
Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the back-seat with tongue stuck out staring fiercely at him.
POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense?
POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from?
ME: From hospital
POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick?
ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go greet
POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat?
ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person
POLICEMAN: and d dog know you?
ME: Yes nah, no be my dog?
POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am?
ME: how you take enter?
POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small grunt, it’s tongue almost touching the policeman’s left ear
POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you
[I opened the door for him and he jumped out, the last thing i heard him say was
POLICEMAN: God punish you idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man..
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